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There’s no difference in liking or whatever, I like them all just as much!

1) If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
- Witty comment!

2) Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
- Nice wordplay!

3) The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
- I like the phrasing. Haha.

4) Let us let only latex stand between our love.
- Sounds very romantic and a twisted way.

5) Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
- Another nice wordplay!

6) Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- Kinda romantic too. Except that it’s the “second best thing”.

7) The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
- Got the cool vibe! Hahah.

8) I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
- Scientific proof needed. Nice.

9) All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- Flattering pickup line!

10) Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
- Guys who say chim words are HOT!!!

So there you go, 10 pick up lines (crude) that you guys may be able to use! Success not guaranteed though! Don’t blame me if you phail! Hahah.

Have a nice day. (: